August 28, 2014

“this is exactly what you think it is”

captain-boomerang:

imagineteenwolflike:

captain-boomerang:

bringing this back around just in case you’ve had a bad day

my favorite thing about this post being popular is that people like you are using it to cheer other people up, that is rad, thank you for being rad

how is it always on beat no matter waht???

August 26, 2014

oatmeal:

Read more comics here.

oatmeal:

Read more comics here.

August 25, 2014

"Zan" at the Nippon Budokan on March 8, 2014 (Dum Spiro Spero Day 1) [Kaoru]

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That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.

read that, again. (via indumukhi)

(Source: angiellehcim)

August 24, 2014

jen-kollic:

thejollity:

jen-kollic:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.
I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.”
Confetti.
The fucking confetti.
It barely covered 5% of the image.
Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”
I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”
This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…


PLEASE and thank you.  When i have my son, and i will make him the happiest little fucker alive, he will never have to deal with this shit.  i will windmill kick anyone in the face if they try to tell him a certain color, toy, or clothing is ONLY for girls—fuck them and parents like that
Went through the same shit when i was a kid.  All my family members would make fun of me (a CHILD) and fuss at me because i didn’t like wearing dresses or having my hair done, and because i liked Power Rangers and Dragonball instead of Barbies and dressup; because i liked video games and playing sports and rough housing with my friends instead of sleepovers and easybake ovens—AND IT WILL fuck with you when you’re older because you feel embarrassed or bad about the things you like without even fucking realizing it’s because you’ve been berated about it your whole life by people who supposedly love you for who you are.

jen-kollic:

thejollity:

jen-kollic:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.

I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.

So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”

I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.

And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.

I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.”

Confetti.

The fucking confetti.

It barely covered 5% of the image.

Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”

I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”

This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…

PLEASE and thank you. When i have my son, and i will make him the happiest little fucker alive, he will never have to deal with this shit. i will windmill kick anyone in the face if they try to tell him a certain color, toy, or clothing is ONLY for girls—fuck them and parents like that
Went through the same shit when i was a kid. All my family members would make fun of me (a CHILD) and fuss at me because i didn’t like wearing dresses or having my hair done, and because i liked Power Rangers and Dragonball instead of Barbies and dressup; because i liked video games and playing sports and rough housing with my friends instead of sleepovers and easybake ovens—AND IT WILL fuck with you when you’re older because you feel embarrassed or bad about the things you like without even fucking realizing it’s because you’ve been berated about it your whole life by people who supposedly love you for who you are.

proletarianprincess:

whenever i get an essay assignment i immediately go “how can i work a feminist and anti capitalist rant into this”

August 19, 2014

harutenohs:

i’m gonna capitalize on my one recent popular post and you can’t stop me

all screencaps from sailormoonscreencaps and i reblogged all the text posts i used here

August 18, 2014

sheikofthesheikah:

latte-dah:

damnitsizzi:

latte-dah:

damnitsizzi said: Guess its time to grab all the scenes with them together and insert spongebob quotes “Art thou feeling it now Ganondorf?”

image

Oh man if you continued this XD

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SOMEONE FUCKING SAVE ME

August 6, 2014

http://this-wreckage.tumblr.com/post/93851081775/b-e-w-d-several-things-are-able-to-be →

b-e-w-d:

image

Several things are able to be ascertained from this image -

  • Siegfried von Schröder uses an HP computer.
  • Kaiba is mentioned several times as a soccer player, with a mention of ‘European clubs’
  • Kaiba is apparently a “world judo champion”. It makes the fact that Kaiba uses a…

(Source: dopeybeauty)

July 31, 2014

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

(Source: porndirector)

30 days OTP challenge NSFW!!!version

theslowesthnery:

dogslug:

liisa-likes-smut:

liranspornstash:

bluebellglowinginthedark:

  1. Cuddles (naked)
  2. Kiss (naked)
  3. First time
  4. Masturbation
  5. Blow job
  6. Clothed getting off
  7. Dressed/naked (half dressed)
  8. Skype sex
  9. Against the wall
  10. Doggy style
  11. Dom/sub
  12. Fingering
  13. Rimming
  14. 69
  15. Sweet and passionate
  16. In public place
  17. On the floor
  18. Morning lazy sex
  19. Outdoors, woods, parks, gardens
  20. Your own kink
  21. Shower sex
  22. On the desk
  23. Trying new position
  24. Shy
  25. With toys
  26. Boring sex
  27. Rough, biting, scratch
  28. Role playing
  29. With food
  30. Whatever pleases you

Probably will start from monday :P

one day…

starting from tomorrow!

I tried this before and got to number 4 before giving up. I think it’s time to give it another shot. :P I have about a billion OTPs so I’ll be mixing it up.

one day, when i have my art groove properly back on, i will do this

it might take a million years but i’ll do it

..okay why the hell not.

July 6, 2014

missespeon:

customers at local retail shop shocked to find sales associate is in fact a human being, and not an automaton built to serve them

Moon Prism Power… Make UP! 

The 3D thing kinda weirds me out but it’s still so pretty so???

(Source: oshiokiyo)